DoGgoNed FeliNe

Dogs are boys and cats are girls?

Reading through this interesting passage from newspaper.
It says that dogs are meant to be all boys and cats are meant to be all girls.

Well. The story goes like this.

Once upon a time.
*I supposed all stories starts like this xD*
when there's only Adam and Eve in the world.
They felt lonely and wanted the God to create a company for them.
So the GOd make them a middle-sized, four legs and a tail creature for them, which is called the Pet.

Soon.The angles made the first pair of Pets.
Cute but playful they are.
Running in the heaven, hiding under sofas,
scratching the furniture.


One Day,
these two little naughty pets saw something like a paddling pool.
So. BoOm.
They jumped into it.
One into the blue one and another into the red one.

And OOPssss!!
That were not the paddling pool.
But they were the vats of male and female essence.

When the angels managed to fish them out.
They noticed the changes in the Pets.
One of them become shaggy-hairs,simple minded and deep voiced.
and another one had become sleck and complicated and whiney.

So the God decided to separate them as two creatures.
They called one Dog and the other Cat.

There they live together happily ever after.
-The End-
*and every stories end like this too.Haks.*

For me.
It makes perfect sense though.

and its interesting.^^

Still not convinced by the story?
Asking for evidences??



Here's the proof that all dogs are male:
-Dogs,like men, completely predictable
*well. not every man.*

-They are supremely interested in your nether regions and pathetically unable to hide this fact
*Hmmm.. i just type it out from the passage.Ahem =s*

-They eat anything.Their basic philosophy is put stuff in their mouths first, ask questions later
*Haks.is it so,guy???*

-When they are not happy,they don't say anything,but sulk and growl and knock things over.
*This is quite true.My bro always does this.xD*

-They often concume ill-advised items until they are sick,give you a sad "never again" look, and then do the same thing again the next day*
Darn BloDdy true =P *



Here's some proof that all cats are female:
-They are completely unpredictable
*Yeah~~~*

-They look cute but are suprisingly tough-minded creatures who make all decisions
*Wink Wink*

-They expext to be worshipped all the time
*Who don't?*

-They completely ignore you when you come home
*No idea about this one.LoL.*

-They take the stance that you exist solely to ensure their happiness
*Ahah.This one..Hmmm..*


MeOw~!!! =P